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helldate:

i met someone on a dating site and we agreed not to exchange pictures. we talked for six months or so and finally agreed to meet up at a restaurant, each holding a lily since roses are cliches. so i got there early and i was waiting and then all of a sudden i heard an “oh god” from behind me. apparently, i had spent the last six months flirting with my former 50 year old principal.
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